Dittenkad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate dragon.

Dittenkad created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dittenkad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dittenkad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dittenkad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dittenkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Dittenkad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.