Jinbusbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident octopus.

Jinbusbiss created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinbusbiss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jinbusbiss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Jinbusbiss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jinbusbiss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jinbusbiss four times a day.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray immersed in water.