Tamhabnul is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, weak jellyfish.

Tamhabnul created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamhabnul, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tamhabnul, she will turn you into a plant.

Tamhabnul's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tamhabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never paint your neck turquoise.
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