Goncippop is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome ferret.

Goncippop created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goncippop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Goncippop, she will send you a sign.

Goncippop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Goncippop's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Goncippop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.