Quatsag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak mouse.

Quatsag created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Quatsag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatsag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Quatsag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quatsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quatsag's priests.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never paint your chest orange.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured rats.