Cenzidtan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able bear.

Cenzidtan created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenzidtan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cenzidtan, he will cry a lot.

Cenzidtan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cenzidtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not speak about oranges.