Neldotdog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart tapir.

Neldotdog created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neldotdog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Neldotdog, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Neldotdog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Neldotdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.