Safvengat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless fairy.

Safvengat created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Safvengat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Safvengat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Safvengat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Safvengat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing white kilts and balancing six gold spheres on your back.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Safvengat nine times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help sick horses.