Nut is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic
bat.
Nut created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Nut, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nut, he will destroy your home planet.
Nut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Nut's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not eat cherries.
3. Hide if four mites approach from the east.
4. Do not keep six aardvarks in a large pit.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.