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It takes the form of a very fat, competent clam.

Latquagkiklidfubladbetfud created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Latquagkiklidfubladbetfud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Latquagkiklidfubladbetfud, it will be very unhappy.

Latquagkiklidfubladbetfud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Latquagkiklidfubladbetfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
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