Dapbug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy centipede.

Dapbug created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dapbug, it will turn you into a goat.

Dapbug's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dapbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to ducks while wearing violet jumpers.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.