Hunnigvag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud elephant.

Hunnigvag created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunnigvag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hunnigvag, she will be very sad.

Hunnigvag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hunnigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing gray boots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always help capybaras in need.