Futpakyak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring wren.

Futpakyak created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Futpakyak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Futpakyak, she will not invite you to parties.

Futpakyak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Futpakyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never wear indigo stockings.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.