Megquatsatweelen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, competent raven.

Megquatsatweelen created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Megquatsatweelen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Megquatsatweelen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Megquatsatweelen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Megquatsatweelen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Megquatsatweelen.

2. Megquatsatweelen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.