Pitdamwigfotmisyargonbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome tortoise.

Pitdamwigfotmisyargonbab created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitdamwigfotmisyargonbab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pitdamwigfotmisyargonbab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pitdamwigfotmisyargonbab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pitdamwigfotmisyargonbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.