Talsiglap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective cat.

Talsiglap created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talsiglap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Talsiglap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Talsiglap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Talsiglap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not take Talsiglap's name in vain.