Legbinbun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical goblin.

Legbinbun created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbinbun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legbinbun, she will turn you into a slug.

Legbinbun's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Legbinbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with green markings.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Run away if five ducks approach from the south.