Fasbadfum is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless goose.

Fasbadfum created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbadfum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fasbadfum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fasbadfum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fasbadfum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near geese while wearing magenta shorts.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always obey Fasbadfum's priests.