Cithennulbisscan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong goblin.

Cithennulbisscan created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithennulbisscan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cithennulbisscan, it will think nothing of it.

Cithennulbisscan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cithennulbisscan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.