Yarpbagbum Cadbonfit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud warg.

Yarpbagbum Cadbonfit created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbagbum Cadbonfit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarpbagbum Cadbonfit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarpbagbum Cadbonfit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yarpbagbum Cadbonfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpbagbum Cadbonfit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.