Femyoktip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish capybara.

Femyoktip created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femyoktip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Femyoktip, it will turn you into a dog.

Femyoktip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Femyoktip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mix turnips with blood.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.