Kipdotyam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective eagle.

Kipdotyam created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Kipdotyam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kipdotyam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kipdotyam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kipdotyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Kipdotyam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not covet oxen.