Lakgomnel is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical naga.

Lakgomnel created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakgomnel, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lakgomnel, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lakgomnel's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Lakgomnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing yellow hats and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.