Gon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful human.

Gon created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Gon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near pigs.

2. Put Gon first in all things.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gon in the centre of the settlement.