Ponhigquambudmotyaknill is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective rhinoceros.

Ponhigquambudmotyaknill created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhigquambudmotyaknill, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ponhigquambudmotyaknill, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ponhigquambudmotyaknill's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ponhigquambudmotyaknill's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from mauve monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not name children after shrews.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.