Sabveencet is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, emotional snake.

Sabveencet created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabveencet, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sabveencet, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sabveencet's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sabveencet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never laugh near horses.