Ripdogvon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able badger.

Ripdogvon created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ripdogvon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ripdogvon, he will strike you with lightening.

Ripdogvon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ripdogvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never cross crossroads at midday.