Badsabfarbast is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain penguin.

Badsabfarbast created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badsabfarbast, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Badsabfarbast, she will turn you into a dog.

Badsabfarbast's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Badsabfarbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Retreat if five mice approach from the west.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat limes.