Gupfebtab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental snake.

Gupfebtab created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Gupfebtab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupfebtab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gupfebtab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gupfebtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never go into gray rooms.