Tennillpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident duck.

Tennillpid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tennillpid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tennillpid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tennillpid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tennillpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.