Banstragsog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish squirrel.

Banstragsog created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banstragsog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Banstragsog, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Banstragsog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Banstragsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear red trousers.