Jigdapjengubminfon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable giraffe.

Jigdapjengubminfon created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigdapjengubminfon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jigdapjengubminfon, he will turn you into a frog.

Jigdapjengubminfon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jigdapjengubminfon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never look at nebulae.