Watlargsagbess is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing raven.

Watlargsagbess created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Watlargsagbess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watlargsagbess, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Watlargsagbess' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Watlargsagbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about mice.