Dutvabfobnib is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing cow.

Dutvabfobnib created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutvabfobnib, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dutvabfobnib, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dutvabfobnib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dutvabfobnib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Never wear cyan kilts on sacred days.