Dambasslim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing grasshopper.

Dambasslim created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambasslim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dambasslim, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dambasslim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dambasslim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.