Hanmifniglikvagbud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful shrew.

Hanmifniglikvagbud created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmifniglikvagbud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hanmifniglikvagbud, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Hanmifniglikvagbud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hanmifniglikvagbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away from brown snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not prepare apples while wearing ear rings.

4. Never hop in the presence of cats.

5. Do not chop down trees.