Fudcenvig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty frog.

Fudcenvig created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fudcenvig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fudcenvig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fudcenvig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fudcenvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about dark energy near porpoises while wearing purple tights and balancing three zinc spheres on your hands.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.