Fotsomcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, contented duck.

Fotsomcit created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotsomcit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fotsomcit, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fotsomcit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fotsomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with nematodes.

5. Never think about dark matter.