Dumbigton Vanhogfob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective raven.

Dumbigton Vanhogfob created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Dumbigton Vanhogfob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumbigton Vanhogfob, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dumbigton Vanhogfob's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dumbigton Vanhogfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about special relativity near nematodes while wearing mauve shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.