Nantitpintetti is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust donkey.

Nantitpintetti created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Nantitpintetti, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nantitpintetti, he will turn you into a tree.

Nantitpintetti's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nantitpintetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Worship no other gods but Nantitpintetti.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nantitpintetti.

5. Do not listen to music.
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