Bellrawbat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous owl.

Bellrawbat created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellrawbat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellrawbat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bellrawbat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bellrawbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the south.