Zantonfad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, competent crane.

Zantonfad created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Zantonfad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zantonfad, it will destroy your home planet.

Zantonfad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Zantonfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Zantonfad loves cats, so they must be honoured.