Higcatsug is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil
hummingbird.
Higcatsug created energy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higcatsug, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Higcatsug, it will turn you into a hamster.
Higcatsug's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Higcatsug's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear pink clothing.
2. Never think about electromagnetism.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Higcatsug loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.
5. Do not keep five eagles in a large pit.