Cussbutbap Jamcibgidbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast rat.

Cussbutbap Jamcibgidbiss created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Cussbutbap Jamcibgidbiss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cussbutbap Jamcibgidbiss, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussbutbap Jamcibgidbiss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cussbutbap Jamcibgidbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never jump near shrews.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing fawn coats.