Nullwig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, impressive rhinoceros.

Nullwig created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullwig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nullwig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nullwig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nullwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

4. Never adorn your arms with fawn markings.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing red hats and balancing eight gold spheres on your feet.