Sitgebflat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able narwhal.

Sitgebflat created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgebflat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sitgebflat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sitgebflat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sitgebflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about gravity near doves while wearing magenta ear rings.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.