Fodyogab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, resourceful dragon.

Fodyogab created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodyogab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodyogab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fodyogab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fodyogab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six titanium sculptures of Fodyogab on top of important buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fodyogab.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.