Yakkabgep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful sheep.

Yakkabgep created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yakkabgep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yakkabgep, he will be very unhappy.

Yakkabgep's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yakkabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Yakkabgep on top of all buildings.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about eagles.