Volboglik is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental fish.

Volboglik created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volboglik, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Volboglik, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Volboglik's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Volboglik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Volboglik.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing blue coats.

5. Never talk about nebulae.