Gabjonbaflidnellfittap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable capybara.

Gabjonbaflidnellfittap created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabjonbaflidnellfittap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabjonbaflidnellfittap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gabjonbaflidnellfittap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gabjonbaflidnellfittap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.