Fonlabtag is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless
wolf.
Fonlabtag created oxygen four million years ago.
If you believe in
Fonlabtag, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Fonlabtag, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Fonlabtag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Fonlabtag's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Fonlabtag.
2. Never paint your arms indigo.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing pink coats.
5. Never wear jumpers.