Nillflatmig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust scorpion.

Nillflatmig created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillflatmig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nillflatmig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nillflatmig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nillflatmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not kill cats.