Timyamrap is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective
goblin.
Timyamrap created Africa five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Timyamrap, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Timyamrap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Timyamrap's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Timyamrap's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never eat peas.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.