Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering camel.

Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always obey Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss' priests.

4. You must love Dosshudwat Vaglarnbiss.

5. Never look in ponds.