Budrullwankim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, duplicitous faun.

Budrullwankim created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budrullwankim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budrullwankim, it will come to you in dreams.

Budrullwankim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Budrullwankim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budrullwankim.
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