Honveensatfunlopafgutcam
is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying
rhinoceros
.
Honveensatfunlopafgutcam
created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Honveensatfunlopafgutcam
, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Honveensatfunlopafgutcam
, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Honveensatfunlopafgutcam's
most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Honveensatfunlopafgutcam's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured dogs.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. You must love Honveensatfunlopafgutcam.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
5. Never bounce in holy places.
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