Mippomhompit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable jackal.

Mippomhompit created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mippomhompit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mippomhompit, he will turn you into a plant.

Mippomhompit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mippomhompit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Never laugh near otters.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Always pray immersed in water.