Millargcut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, egotistical finch.

Millargcut created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Millargcut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Millargcut, he will remove you from existence.

Millargcut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Millargcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not take Millargcut's name in vain.

4. Never wear fawn hats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.