Dabkarpasdag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, generous swallow.

Dabkarpasdag created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabkarpasdag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dabkarpasdag, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dabkarpasdag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dabkarpasdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Dabkarpasdag loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near mice while wearing fawn shirts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.