Dabkarpasdag is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, generous
swallow.
Dabkarpasdag created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dabkarpasdag, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Dabkarpasdag, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Dabkarpasdag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Dabkarpasdag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about chlorophyll.
2. Voles are not to be trusted.
3. Dabkarpasdag loves whales, so they must be honoured.
4. Never talk about ultrasonics near mice while wearing fawn shirts.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.